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Um, Hi!
If you need a question answered, and you feel like asking a swearing monkey folded from paper, then you’ve come to the right place!
If you feel like asking a jedi master folded from paper, then you’ve come to the wrong place!
Just put your question in the comments below, and you will hopefully recieve an answer!
Note: Answers are unlikely to be helpful and may include bleeped out swear words. Ask at your own risk.
103 Comments»
sfhansel wrote @
Hey soapy. Are you a girl? If yes then I’ll give you cheetoes. If no I give you no cheetoes.
superfolderluke wrote @
can you get a !@##@!$%%$*&(*^&%^&^$%&$%^#$%#^#%#%^@#%#$^#^M><?:"{}|~~!~!~!~!~!)_+&*(^&?:”{}{|}|></NOT TO NOT BOTHER ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
zipclark wrote @
@#$%%%$####@%%$&&%^$$$%&&&&%^^&&&(&*^%%$$%^&*((*&^%$##$%^&*((*&^%$$$$%^&*(
what that means is nothing
Super folder Epvjupa wrote @
Your first incorrect answer(and first answer without swearing)! The correct answer is ME!!! This is a day that will be long remembered!!! It has seen to Soapy’s first mistake, and shall soon see Soapy stop swearing!!!
Super folder Epvjupa wrote @
Unfinished sentence. You meant to say “I will always be the lamest” I truly outrank you in awesomeness.
Um Hi Guy wrote @
Um Hi Note:
Whoa!
Let’s not let this get out of hand, guys.
Epvjupa, try not to argue with the monkey puppet.
Super folder Epvjupa wrote @
How are u talking? Your mouth is sealed shut because it’s just a pleat!
Um Hi Guy wrote @
Just because the &*%$#@#$ photo of me is origami doesn’t mean I am! I’m a real puppet!
SF Zach and origami Plo-Koon wrote @
That was just a joke,
But thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Um Hi Guy wrote @
Um Hi Note:
If you want to ask ME a question, I can be contacted via E-mail.
umhiguy@gmail.com
Super folder Epvjupa wrote @
Soapy, did your maker drop you on your head? Because most of your ideas are insane.
Soapy,I like a girl but she doesn’t like me back.how do I make her like me?
Yoda wrote @
Snow trooper-cool!
Yoda-epic,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you agree?
Ethan Clark wrote @
I know this isn’t a question Soapy, but I made a really funny poster of only you.
Robby wrote @
Soapy you forgot one crucial element. Kevin got fired last week and they shut down the prison because too many people got bailed out
Bob wrote @
sorry to be so rude in my last pioste, but really. WHY do you cuss and what started your cussing?
Bob wrote @
Why do you cuss so much you !@$#% Mr.GoodCleanFun puppet? (lol all i did was random symbols :D)
Um Hi Guy wrote @
Try being yourself. If that doesn’t work, sorry, but it’s your #$% own fault that you didn’t read the disclaimer saying I might not be helpful.
Um Hi Guy wrote @
Um Hi Note:
Sorry bout that. I’m afraid that Soapy can be rude. But his advice is pretty good. Just be yourself.
Um Hi Guy wrote @
Here’s what you do. Go to your nearest landromat. Ask for Kevin. He’ll give you an adress to a phone booth inside the pocket of your best sportcoat. Once there, break all the windows, get arrested, and look under the cot in your prison cell. You’ll find the key to a demolished apartment building. Get bailed out, and search the rubble for a hidden passage. Unlock it with the key, then follow the passage until you reach the fifth door on the left. Enter, and take the stairs, not the elevator, from the basement of the building you’re now in, to the 13th floor. Rip up the squeaky step, and there, you’ll find an adress. I’ts for a landromat, and I’ll meet you there. Come alone with the #@$%@#$% cheetos.
Um Hi Guy wrote @
Um Hi Note:
Soapy only said freaking, but I consider that a swear word, so I bleeped it. Soapy’s actually getting a lot better about it.
pigman23 wrote @
Um how do I carry the life time supply of cheateos maybe I’ll wear my bottomless pocket pants and my good hat and my ” GIVE ME THE $@&&$ CHEATEOS ” and my fany pants and my handle bar 7 fake mustach and my rainbow socks and flying shoes with my water recitent under wear and solid gold watch and cow bracelet
Um Hi Blog 
Hey Soapy
Can you stop my bullying problem?
Fraid not, seeing as I am a puppet, and have no idea how to do anything of actual importance. I can play a mean game of canasta though.