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Ask Soapy!

Um, Hi!

If you need a question answered, and you feel like asking a swearing monkey folded from paper, then you’ve come to the right place!

If you feel like asking a jedi master folded from paper, then you’ve come to the wrong place!

Just put your question in the comments below, and you will hopefully recieve an answer!

Note: Answers are unlikely to be helpful and may include bleeped out swear words. Ask at your own risk.

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102 Comments»

  WaffleGuy66 wrote @

Hey Soapy

Can you stop my bullying problem?

  Um Hi Guy wrote @

Fraid not, seeing as I am a puppet, and have no idea how to do anything of actual importance. I can play a mean game of canasta though.

  SuperFolder Grant from the wiki wrote @

100th comment!

  Molly wrote @

Soapy when did you learn curse words?

  Um Hi Guy wrote @

Too much TV.

  will wrote @

what is the meaning of life

  Um Hi Guy wrote @

Cheetos. Isn’t it obvious?

  sfhansel wrote @

Hey soapy. Are you a girl? If yes then I’ll give you cheetoes. If no I give you no cheetoes.

  sfhansel wrote @

Should I watch Nightmare on elm street?

  Um Hi Guy wrote @

No.

  sfhansel wrote @

Wwhhhhhyyyy?!

  Um Hi Guy wrote @

I’m a @#$%$ boy.

  sfhansel wrote @

No cheetos for u!

  hi wrote @

Shoprite,Snack Isle, Cheetos, NOW!

  origami master chris wrote @

Soapy! I’m telling Mr.good clean fun about your language!

  Um Hi Guy wrote @

You think he doesn’t already know?

  Origami master Chris wrote @

I’m just saying!

  emmalemma wrote @

When the heck were you born?

  Um Hi Guy wrote @

You know I’m a @#$%$#@# puppet, right?

  origami master chris wrote @

Sure soapy.

  Origami master Chris wrote @

Soapy, You really don’t seem like your’e trying to stop swearing!

  Um Hi Guy wrote @

It’s a @#$%&%$# medical condition!

  superfolderluke wrote @

can you get a !@##@!$%%$*&(*^&%^&^$%&$%^#$%#^#%#%^@#%#$^#^M><?:"{}|~~!~!~!~!~!)_+&*(^&?:”{}{|}|></NOT TO NOT BOTHER ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  Um Hi Guy wrote @

Um Hi Note:
I don’t think either of us know how to respond to that.

  superfolderluke wrote @

how do you wash yourself in one second

  Um Hi Guy wrote @

How should I #$%^@*&%$ know?

  zipclark wrote @

@#$%%%$####@%%$&&%^$$$%&&&&%^^&&&(&*^%%$$%^&*((*&^%$##$%^&*((*&^%$$$$%^&*(

what that means is nothing

  superfolderscott wrote @

soapy if u stop saying bad words i give u billon cheatos

  Um Hi Guy wrote @

Give me 1 Billion Cheetos and I’ll stop swearing.

  Super folder Epvjupa wrote @

Why isn’t Um Hi Guy posting anything new?

  Um Hi Guy wrote @

A combination of lasyness and lack of Origami Paper, ya @#$!@#.

  SF Potato wrote @

Soapy, how do i get $1,000,000?
(Answer me ya !&@?@!)

  Um Hi Guy wrote @

Work for it, ya @#%@$@#$!

  Super folder Epvjupa wrote @

Who’s the most awesome person in the world?

  Um Hi Guy wrote @

Me, duh.

  Super folder Epvjupa wrote @

Your first incorrect answer(and first answer without swearing)! The correct answer is ME!!! This is a day that will be long remembered!!! It has seen to Soapy’s first mistake, and shall soon see Soapy stop swearing!!!

  Super folder Epvjupa wrote @

Wait actually sixth post where he hasn’t sworn.

  Um Hi Guy wrote @

No way are you the @#%$# best. I will always be.

  Super folder Epvjupa wrote @

Unfinished sentence. You meant to say “I will always be the lamest” I truly outrank you in awesomeness.

  Um Hi Guy wrote @

You wanna fight, @#$@#%$? Cuz I’ll fight!

  Um Hi Guy wrote @

Um Hi Note:
Whoa!
Let’s not let this get out of hand, guys.
Epvjupa, try not to argue with the monkey puppet.

  Super folder Epvjupa wrote @

How are u talking? Your mouth is sealed shut because it’s just a pleat!

  Um Hi Guy wrote @

Just because the &*%$#@#$ photo of me is origami doesn’t mean I am! I’m a real puppet!

  Super folder Epvjupa wrote @

Oh yeah?! I’ve only seen origami you on this page!

  SF Zach and origami Plo-Koon wrote @

how do you eat the best pizza?

  Um Hi Guy wrote @

Maybe you should @#$% buy it and then @#$% eat it.

  SF Zach and origami Plo-Koon wrote @

That was just a joke,
But thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  Super folder Epvjupa wrote @

How do I stop a family feud between my mum, grandma and aunty?

  Hunter wrote @

What does this mean:@!$#*%

  crazy D wrote @

why do ya swear for your cheetos all the time.

  Um Hi Guy wrote @

It’s a $%#@$%&# medical condition!

  crazy D wrote @

Why do you ask for cheetos all the time

  Um Hi Guy wrote @

Because they’re @#$%!&%$ delicous!

  Yoda wrote @

Is True That Your Name Is Soapy?

  Um Hi Guy wrote @

Yeah, who’s asking?

  Yoda wrote @

You Fold Origami Cover R2D2 For Me?

  Um Hi Guy wrote @

Um Hi Note:
If you want to ask ME a question, I can be contacted via E-mail.
umhiguy@gmail.com

  Yoda wrote @

Can You Do Cover Darth Paper?

  Um Hi Guy wrote @

What the @#$%@#$% kinda question is that to ask a monkey?

  Um Hi Guy wrote @

Um Hi Note:
If you’re asking if I can fold it, yes.

  Super folder Epvjupa wrote @

Soapy, did your maker drop you on your head? Because most of your ideas are insane.

  Um Hi Guy wrote @

That’s not very @#$% nice!

  Super folder Epvjupa wrote @

Yeah, you’re one to talk…

  Um Hi Guy wrote @

At least I’m trying to stop @#$%! swearing…

  Super folder Epvjupa wrote @

Not working!

  famasone wrote @

Soapy,my friends always being a Harvey what shall I do?

  Trigger happy,VP Yoda,De’Ante the new maxigami editor wrote @

Soapy,I like a girl but she doesn’t like me back.how do I make her like me?

  Um Hi Guy wrote @

Can’t be done, @#$%!

  Robby wrote @

Soapy, mr.goodcleanfun is grounding you for being rude and cussing.

  Yoda wrote @

Snow trooper-cool!
Yoda-epic,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you agree?

  Um Hi Guy wrote @

Meh.

  Ethan Clark wrote @

I know this isn’t a question Soapy, but I made a really funny poster of only you.

  Robby wrote @

Soapy you forgot one crucial element. Kevin got fired last week and they shut down the prison because too many people got bailed out

  Robby wrote @

That was for the lifetime supply of Cheetos thing

  SD CJ wrote @

Hey Soapy, what’s your favorite kind of Cheetoes? Puffy? Spicy? Or just Original?

  Um Hi Guy wrote @

Puffed, ya @#$%!

  Bob wrote @

sorry to be so rude in my last pioste, but really. WHY do you cuss and what started your cussing?

  Um Hi Guy wrote @

I just @#$%! do!

  Bob wrote @

Why do you cuss so much you !@$#% Mr.GoodCleanFun puppet? (lol all i did was random symbols :D)

  SF Andon wrote @

Soapy, wheres um hi guy

  Um Hi Guy wrote @

Where else would he be!?

  Um Hi Guy wrote @

Um Hi Note:
I’m right here.

  SFSD Aeson wrote @

Ok soapy y’ wanna hear a real question? Why do you love to cuss?

  Um Hi Guy wrote @

I don’t! I’m trying to @#$% quit!

  luke skypaper wrote @

please stop swearing soapy

  Um Hi Guy wrote @

That’s not a question!

  SFSD Aeson wrote @

Soapy,I think you should get your mouth washed out with soap.

  Um Hi Guy wrote @

That ain’t a question!

  Um Hi Guy wrote @

Um Hi Note:
I personally agree.

  neonblast12 wrote @

soapy how can i read rage comix without my parents knowing

  Um Hi Guy wrote @

You Shouldn’t, ya @#$%!

  neonblast12 wrote @

soapy how do i get my whole class to like me

  Um Hi Guy wrote @

Try being yourself. If that doesn’t work, sorry, but it’s your #$% own fault that you didn’t read the disclaimer saying I might not be helpful.

  Um Hi Guy wrote @

Um Hi Note:
Sorry bout that. I’m afraid that Soapy can be rude. But his advice is pretty good. Just be yourself.

  pigman23 wrote @

HELP I WANT TO FIND OUT HOW TO GET RID OF MY LIFE TIME SUPPLY OF CHEATOES

  Um Hi Guy wrote @

Here’s what you do. Go to your nearest landromat. Ask for Kevin. He’ll give you an adress to a phone booth inside the pocket of your best sportcoat. Once there, break all the windows, get arrested, and look under the cot in your prison cell. You’ll find the key to a demolished apartment building. Get bailed out, and search the rubble for a hidden passage. Unlock it with the key, then follow the passage until you reach the fifth door on the left. Enter, and take the stairs, not the elevator, from the basement of the building you’re now in, to the 13th floor. Rip up the squeaky step, and there, you’ll find an adress. I’ts for a landromat, and I’ll meet you there. Come alone with the #@$%@#$% cheetos.

  Um Hi Guy wrote @

Um Hi Note:
Soapy only said freaking, but I consider that a swear word, so I bleeped it. Soapy’s actually getting a lot better about it.

  pigman23 wrote @

Um how do I carry the life time supply of cheateos maybe I’ll wear my bottomless pocket pants and my good hat and my ” GIVE ME THE $@&&$ CHEATEOS ” and my fany pants and my handle bar 7 fake mustach and my rainbow socks and flying shoes with my water recitent under wear and solid gold watch and cow bracelet

  Um Hi Guy wrote @

Um Hi Note:
That should work.

  Robby wrote @

But Kevin got fired, and the jail exploded.

  wbfirk wrote @

…and the old were house is were the origami weeping angel lives, and what if the manence man fixed the old step.

  Um Hi Guy wrote @

Well then we’re all doomed.


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